Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...