Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...