The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...