I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...