People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!