Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...