Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
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Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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Quickie
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Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....