Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...