Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...