Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...