The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...