Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...