Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...