Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
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A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...