What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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Twas the night before crisis
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A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
New Bowling Rules
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LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Politicians accident
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Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...