Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...