Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!