Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...