Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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To Buxom Waitress:
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David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...