Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.