A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Different sex outcomes
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What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Why can’t you be like that?
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Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Microsoft Market Penetration
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You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...