The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!