Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...