Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...