Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.