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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
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What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
You looked a lot like my wife
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Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...