A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”