What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...