Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...