Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...