Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...