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Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
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Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...