Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....