The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...