Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...