The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...