Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...