Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...