White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.