Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...