Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...