When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...