Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...