Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...