Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Condom Modelling Rejection
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