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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...