Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...