Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....