Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...