An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...