Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...